Chapter 4: The Speechwriter
Arnold reaches the
5th car and realizes he’s lost.
‘Hello,’ a man says
from behind him, surprising Arnold
with his high-pitched voice and strange appearance. He wears a bow tie with no
shirt on and has a handlebar mustache. His body moves awkwardly in gym shorts and
suspenders. Broken glasses surround his crossed blue-eyes.
‘Do you know where
the Common Room is?’ Arnold
asks.
‘I can’t find it
either,’ the man says, laughing, ‘but I have a map of the train in my room if
you’d like to join me.’ Arnold nods and they walk through a few trains and
arrive at the man’s room.
The room is
similar to Arnold ’s,
but has more books, papers, and empty coffee cups scattered around. A radio
transmitter-looking machine with buttons, electric binoculars, and a keyboard
catches Arnold ’s
attention.
‘What kind of work
do you do?’ Arnold
asks.
The man drops a pile
of coffee cups. ‘I’m a speech writer.’ He stands as though posing for an
honorary photo.
‘And what’s that?’
Arnold points
to the machine.
The Speechwriter
walks over to it.
‘This is here in
case someone doesn’t do what they’re supposed to and I need to intervene.’ He giggles.
‘I just punch in some security codes, put these goggles on, grab this remote,
and talk into the microphone!’
‘Wow!’ Arnold says. ‘I never
knew that existed.’
‘It certainly does,’ the speech-writer says,
‘but you can’t tell anyone about it, okay. There are a lot of people who would
love to get their hands on it.’
Arnold nods. “I
won’t tell anyone.’
The Speechwriter spots
the map under some papers on his desk. He picks it up and examines it. ‘The Common
Room is two cars down beside the spy deck.
Arnold and the
Speechwriter arrive at the Common Room. The room is nearly full and lunch is
being served. The walls have a green honeycomb pattern with cathedral ceilings
and one circular doorway into the kitchen. Out of fifteen tables only a few
empty chairs remain. None are together, so Arnold and the Speechwriter find
their own seats. Servers balance plates on their hands and heads in perfect
form as they whiz by.
‘Forgive her.’ The
man sitting beside her speaks up. He has a mustache and wears a bright red army
suit jacket. ‘She’s the victim of an awful curse and cannot speak. Please, have
a seat.’ His voice is kind.
‘Thanks.’ Arnold sits
down and greets the table. There are three people: the woman beside him, the army-suited
man beside her, and another man across from him who has a video camera as a
head. A red light shines out of one of his eyes as he speaks.
‘My name’s Allen,’
he says. ‘This is my good friend Sgt. Pepper of the Queen’s common army.’ Sgt.
Pepper stands up and bows to Arnold .
‘And this is our lovely friend Tragic Tina, whose voice used to heal, but it
has been stolen by an evil witch.’
A waitress rolls
by and drops off a plate in front of each of them.
‘Eat up my friend!
We can feast and then tell tales until the sun drifts beyond our tired eyes.’
Arnold eats his food down like a shipwreck survivor having his first meal in weeks.
When they all finish
their meals, Arnold looks into Tina’s eyes, which cause a feeling of euphoria
to rush through him.
‘Would you like to
join us for some tea Arnold ?’
The Journalist takes Arnold out of his short trance.
‘Sure,’ Arnold
says He hears a familiar voice come from behind him. He gets up and turns
around to see Vernon
rolling over to him.
‘I thought I’d
find you here,’ Vernon says, ‘I forgot to get my pocket-watch back from you.’
He puts out his hand. Arnold
takes it out of his pocket and hands it to him.
‘Enjoy the rest of
your evening!’ He rolls away as quickly as he came, Arnold looks around at the
other tables as they finish up their meals and talk amongst themselves. He sees
a pale woman at one of the tables whose thoughts pour out of her head. Five sentences
streamed out at a time and she talks with a man whose face is hidden by a
shadow. Both of them wear black cloaks. The rest of the table is taken up by an
old man working on a puzzle. He wears a deer stalker hat and smokes an unlit
pipe.
‘So where are you
all from?’ Arnold asks, sipping at his green tea.
‘Tina is from the
planet Zylinov, which is where I found her,’ The Journalist says. ‘As for Sgt. Pepper…’ He nods to Sgt. Pepper,
who takes over.
‘I’m from a town
called Turnabout Town.’ Sgt. Pepper says. ‘I read an article by the Journalist and
I came to Circus City to help them in their struggle.’
‘What exactly
happened to Tina’s voice, if you don’t mind me asking?’ Arnold says.
‘It all started
when we arrived on this planet,’ The Journalist says. ‘We noticed that Tina’s
voice had a powerful influence on the people here: she would sing them a song
and they would be cured of whatever ailed them. This brought a lot of attention
to us and Tina’s healings started to aggravate the witches, wizards and medical
doctors who had been losing a lot of business because of her. They shipped us
to Circus City and made us part of the Freak
Show, charging people 50 coins to see The
Amazing Healer as they called her. They made a fortune off of her gift, but
Tina grew weak.’ He pauses to sip at his tea.
‘That’s where I
come into the story,’ Sgt. Pepper says. ‘I had heard about the brutal treatment
they had received and traveled to Circus
City to help their cause.
When I arrived in Circus
City , Tina was nearly
dead; the Freak Show had sucked her
energy right out of her! And since her life force was waning, her power to heal
was also leaving her. I told her that she needed to stop healing people or it
would kill her.’
‘That really upset
the evil ones who had been profiting off of Tina,’ the Journalist said. ‘The
head witch of the Freak Show stole
Tina’s voice right out of her, placed it into a bag of sand, and threw it up into
the sky. We’re sure that it landed somewhere eventually, but we have no idea
where. Now the three of us are bound together by this loss and will search
until we find the bag of sand that holds her voice.’
‘I’m happy to help,’ Arnold says, surprising himself with his new
found sense of confidence.
‘Well,’ the
Journalist says, ‘fate has brought us to you! We would love you to join us!’
They all nod in
agreement and ‘cheers’ their tea mugs.
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